Ahoy, land-dwellers! It is I, Hadal, ruler of the deep (and of this couch). Today’s voyage took me into the plush, uncharted realms of the blanket sea, where I bravely defended my territory from the treacherous grasp of the morning sun.

I awoke, not with haste, but with the slow, deliberate stretch of a seasoned explorer. My human tried to entice me with offerings—perhaps breakfast, perhaps belly rubs—but I remained steadfast in my mission of supreme relaxation. A true Affenpinscher knows when to conserve energy for more important endeavors, like playing fetch or growling at invisible foes.

The day unfolded in its usual glory: a mix of napping, plotting, and monitoring my domain with one slightly opened eye. I accepted gentle head scratches with an air of dignified indifference, though secretly, they were quite delightful.

As the sun retreated, I found myself reflecting on my accomplishments—primarily, perfecting the art of the disheveled-yet-regal look, as captured in today’s portrait. The fluff may be wild, but make no mistake: every strand is exactly where it should be.

Until my next update, remain ever-watchful, for I am always observing, always plotting… unless I’m napping.

Stay mischievous,
Hadal 🐾