Hello, world! Hadal here, reporting live from the heart of my domain. I call this shot “The Guardian of the Living Room.” With my keen eyes, I make sure every toy is exactly where it belongs (even if “where it belongs” is scattered all over).

Life as an Affenpinscher is all about maintaining balance: play hard, bark loud, and guard fiercely—even if it’s just against the vacuum cleaner. Stay tuned for more tails (and tales) from my daily adventures!