Ah, the weekend—time to relax, recharge, and, most importantly, demand attention on my terms. My humans think they’re the ones making plans, but little do they know, I’m the mastermind behind it all.

First order of business? Staring into their souls until they offer me a treat. Next, a strategic nap in the sunniest spot possible. And if they think they can leave the house without me? Ha! My most dramatic sighs and head tilts will make them rethink everything.

So go ahead, humans—get ready for the weekend. Just remember, all plans must be Hadal-approved.