Greetings, loyal subjects. It is I, Hadal, ruler of the living room and master of chaos. Behold, my latest conquest—the mighty squeaky chicken!

With a single well-placed chomp, I send it into a frenzy of delightful squeaks. The humans watch in amusement, but they do not understand the thrill of the hunt. I pounce, shake, and squeak again, victorious in my battle against the rubbery beast.

Soon, I shall rest… but not before one more squeak. Or ten.